i'm just sayin...

i want all of you inside me

who do they think they are?

and what do these guys know about a farmagedddon?











NOTHING!!

this blog is blogsome

I was feeling pretty sad about missing you guys at Farmageddon, but reading all these stories about the fun and crazy times really makes me feel like I was there. I can't believe Mason threw up a whole computer.

I ended up heading out late Friday to Atlantic City. Fortunately for me, so did a bunch of sexy ladies. Did I say "fortunately?" I meant "unfortunately." And by "sexy ladies" I meant "guys from Jersey."

I found myself toasting with Dom in the Big Apple Suite of the Trump Plaza Casino. Every surface was mirrored or golded, except for the gold mirror in the bathroom, which was marble. There was a jacuzzi and a steam room in the suite, neither of which was used by me. I did use the Dutch Oven, and invited several friends.

My luck continued down on the Casino floor. A blackjack dealer named Terry called me a bonehead and wouldn't let me hit when I wanted to, which helped me break even for the night. I actually ended up down because I accidentally tipped a waitress with a $10 chip instead of a $1 chip. By waitress I mean hooker.

Here's a fun game to play when you're in the Trump Casino: blackjack. Another fun game is taking a drink every time you hear some asshole say "You're Fired!" This will make you drunk and angry.

I wish I had been able to ring in 2005 with the original cast of Farmageddon. Or the original cast of NBC's Empty Nest. I hope you all had fun, and I wish you all a healthy and happy year. Keep up the bloggin'!