Happy New Years

Fellow Farmaget-it-ons, I couldn't make it down to VA cuz of work and stuff, so I google imaged virginia and new years and here are some images that make me think of you, and what your life will be tonight.

This is T-mac, representing for the negroes.

Airing out the old cellar is a lot like shutting the barn door in 2004, but with more goat beard.

Vargas and Missy in 2078

The planet and the economy is about to go to complete shit, so get your funds right before your moon pie-faced wifey runs off with a zombie created by a virus. Punch her with your 401K in your underground forest bunker.

Toodles!

Pressing the ham

since "annie" has no one to fire him, this one's gonna slide.

Photos from a best-dressed champion

It's been a long time since this blog got any attention. I thought I ought to kick it off with some pics that were not available in Mason's photo album. Leave it to Vargas Industries' PR and Marketing division to pick up the slack when the losers throw it down.

I don't want any of us to get fired, or investigated by homeland security, the FDA, ATF or CDC, so these are mostly inanimate objects.

That's how rad farmageddon is. The dick.

You're the man now, dogs.

Anyone ever find the baby, or did we totally abandon an endangered species at the farm?
If we're lucky, in 15 years we might have a situation like the movie Nell on our hands.
Ga-angel lak tay inna wiin!

like you didn't already know my tights were champion.

Bushwick Bill of The Geto Boys once said something about being a short nigga with long balls.
I don't know what that has to do with this photo, but it's the first thing I thought of.
Rapping midgets rule.

Yay Rubix Cube!

BAGSTORMING

BAGSTORMING

Atilla the Fun

Funbo Baggins
The Funisher
Notorious B.A.G.
Fun DMC
Mick Bagger
KRS-Fun
The Flying Fun
Fun Bag for Cutie
Fun Bagley Jr.
Funs N' Roses
Baggy Lewis & The Fun
Bagatha Christie
George Washingfun
Obi Fun Kenobi

Ron Bagundy

Long Fun Silver
Paul Funyon
Confuncius

Funjamin Franklin

Fundinand Bagellan
Funkey Kong
Bags Bunny or Bugs Funny or Bags Funny
Blair Funderwood
Funbo
Thombag Jefferfun
Bill Clintfun
George W Fun
Bagdaffi
Fundam Husbag
Bagdolf Funler
Andre the Funbag
Rowdy Baggy Funbag
Chuck Norbag

Sylfunster Baglone

Fun Bagley Jr.
Baggolini
Count Bagula
Baggenstein

Bagnum P.I

The Funchbag on Notre Dame

Englebag Funperdink

Bagger Vance
Darth Bagger
Fun Solo
Imperial Fun Bagger
Baggy Fet
Baggy the Hut
Princess Funla
Chewbagga

Lawrence Funderbag (mediocre NBA player).

Fun-Fun Bags
Funakin Skybagger
DeathBag
DeathBag II

Funchabaggon

Fun on Eileen
Funal Countdown
Welcome to the Fungle
Papa's Got a Fun New Bag (can't think of a more famous
bag song)
Down wit B.A.G (yeah, you know me)
Funbelievable
Werewolves of Fundon
You Give Love a Bag Name
Bag to the Bone
Fun's House
Funnin' with the devil
Little Bit Funtry, Little Bit Bag & Roll
Janie's Got a Fun (apprporiate for at least one Funbag
member)
Blister in the Fun

I thought I heard

somebody say something about hot jefferson action.

i'm just sayin...

i want all of you inside me

who do they think they are?

and what do these guys know about a farmagedddon?











NOTHING!!